I settled into the tree I had found earlier that day, and fell asleep in it. The next morning, I noticed an owl had its eyes locked on me. 'That's weird' I thought, 'owls are nocturnal' So I grabbed my sword and threw it at the bird. It fell to the ground without struggling. 'Hm...suspicious' I walked over the the owl. It was an artic snowy owl. Whats that doing in the forest! I picked it up and looked at it. The eyes were still trained on me. I soon realized the owls eyes were focusing and unfocusing. It was a camera! I put it on a branch and yelled at it "HEY WORLD! MY NAMES SURGETIC MONSTER!" then smashed the living crud out of the camera. A few days later, I was killed by some guy named Bob,.